Sqeezy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hero Coryal Halloween '05]

Good ol Diabetes

For a second I was like "Ohlewl somebody ripped off misteroo" Then I realised you did it.. Added to the fun.
Perfect.

I wonder why I feel like voting 5 btw. Should habe paid my water bill.

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

Best. Ever.

For once I actually laughed out loud.
Awesome job, the perfect kind of humour.
Bless you my good man.
I demand more.

[Only Carrot Clock]

The Portal is saved.

Thanks god, the rain of bad entries has ended and the true beauty of the portal, the clockcrew, has risen once again to save us all.
I wish I could do more than just voting 5, to keep this masterpiece at the top of all time, and I´m not being sarcastic.
I was touched by it, it eventually changed me forever.
A god damn masterpiece, I say.
Welcome, once again.

Only Carrot Clock.

[The Maxwell Edison Story]

Hilarious

My oh my, the expressions haha.
So awesome. I loved how cute and innocent it all seemed and when he just randomly killed them all with his hammer.
Also when he gets all nervous when he sees the silver hammer lying there, I loved that scene. The expressions and look on their faces where priceless. and the animations were awesome too. Really smooth and great use of easing and all that. The lightning effect in the class and cops car were great too. I really enjoyed watching it.. twice.. and more.

Its something you´ll love seeing again after a month or so cause it´ll always make you chukle. Great work.. once again.

[Stop Cryin Your Heart Out]

Now that´s the spirit.

Haha, now I can only pity Gerkinman and his OneLove collab because this collab here showed the only way it could have been done properly.

Gerk only picked favourite artists who didnt animate with their heart like most of the people in this collab did. You could sense in his collab that he only did it for the score, its not like that in this one though.

It was great to watch, all parts were beautifully done, with some more and some less talented artists which all showed great potential though and they all had the right feeling to it.

It was put together great too and im sorry but I gotta compare it to OneLove again which was put together rushed and with no love put into it. I was part of it which saddens me actually because I followed this collab here for the whole time in the BBS, never felt like joining though cause of the bad experiences I had with the OneLove collab, which was wasted work.

Now I regret I didnt enter because it really was a collab I was looking for for such a long time, but oh well..
It really was awesome and you all get my full respect and my 5
<3

[Valentine's Day Special]

Omg.

Hahahaha, This is the only V-day Movie I´ll ever enjoy.
Too freaking awesome. David, youre the best.
This is the perfect amound of fucked up-ness. I knew it was going to end like that but it just came so surprising and then I just started laughing so hard. Especially when he burned his mouth on the stomache. Hahaha, so beautiful.
Never change.

[One Love V2]

Halleluya..

WOHOO, Let´s submit it again in 2 days with a different font!!!

Ever heard about the fact you can change submissions?
but of course, you thought it didnt get as much attention last time so you submitted it again in the hopes it would get frontpage this time and maybe a higher score.

Fail.

[One Love]

bah, I knew it was going to suck

Okay, I was shaking with anger after I saw the movie.
It just, made me so fucking angry.
First of all, I voted 0.
Yeah.. it was somewhat my own creation but I dont care.
It sucks, so it deserves one.

IT FUCKING FAILED THE POINT
and because of..

DUN DUN DUUUH

-Co-author ship-

Of course Mr. Attention seeker had to pick the worst way to co-author people.
He submitted it at HIS fucking account and then coauthored most probably the 3 WORST FUCKING PARTS.
Why? Because hes a fucking ass kisser and only co-authored the popular artists instead of the one who deserve it.
The only one up there who deserves it is Cycon because his part was awesome yeah and maybe Lester but there were better ones. LFs was about the worst thing ive ever seen.
Must have takin him ages to do.
SBC.. I dont need to say anything here BUT LETS FUCKING ACT LIKE HE IS AWESOME AND COAUTHOR HIM.
Coolboyman isnt awesome though, he is not king of the portal, hes just a random flash noob.

The only right way gerk could have done it would have been not to be so fucking arogant and create a fucking extra account for the movie to submit, then I wouldnt be ranting incase he co-authored himself, since he organized it. BUT FUCKING FAVOURING people is the worst thing to do.
It just fucking misses the point.
I knew it was going to be for the score and shit all the way when I knew gerkingman started it.

Now they say "Lewk for teh true senz0rz of this flash! LOLROFL"

Well, you tell me!
Is it about how popular artists are? WELL IT FUCKING SEEMS SO BECAUSE THIS IS ALL I CAN SEE.
It isnt about all artists working together BECAUSE THEY DIDNT.
They just did there 3 sec parts in a few hours or minutes (LF, SBC) and then gave it to gerk and he put it all together into the fla and submitted.
WOW! It sure shows the true meaning of collaboration.

Well yeah.. I dont have anything else to rant about now.
Just... no.

[The Truth About NG]

Now that was just.. pure gold

Hahaha, omg it was so mysterious and scary.
I seriously believed that stuff you wrote in there.
It was done so clever, damn.
This Flash shows that not just good graphics and animations make an awesome flash to what it truely is.

/fifened

[The Breakfast Club]

Hahaha, finally something original again.

Aww, really something i wanna experience every morning.
Really heartwarming and cute.
Like an old Disney toons.

Your 2 styles mixed perfectly together, gotta love the animations and everything.
Its just too damn happy, haha. Cheered me up alot.
Teh Awesomeness.